Writer David Sedaris on an unwelcome surprise in a toilet — a turd. (14 minutes)
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Act One: The Youth In Asia
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Act Two: The Heels On The Bus
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Act Four: Now We Are Five
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Act One: The Youth In Asia
When a pet dies, to what degree can it be replaced by another? And to what degree can pets replace people in our lives? David Sedaris tells this story of cats and dogs and other animals.
Act Four: Now We Are Five
David Sedaris comes from a big family, who for many years growing up, took annual vacations to the same beach house.